1.
I was hired to be Ben Affleck’s chin double. You know, in his new movie. When he is in the Batman costume and all you can see
from him is his chin. Thats me! It makes sense, because why would the producer pay a
famous actor big bucks to be there, if he can get the same shot for much
cheaper. I mean I don’t work for scale, but you know, compared to Big Ben, I
take pocket money. And I get it. After all, the one thing I have going for me
is the Ben Affleck look-alike chin. I never really did well in school or
achieved anything worth mentioning, but when I was discovered, it kinda changed my life.
Now I have a 3 year contract to stand-in for Ben's chin whenever needed! And life
is sweet.
2.
So there I am, on the set of Suicide Squad. David
Ayer, the director, is talking to that lady from The Help and Doubt. Later I learn her
name is Viola Davis. What a nice and kind woman! She noticed my chin right away,
and called me Chinfleck. And it stuck. I found it endearing. But there she is,
being told by the director to call Robocop a pussy! And a bitch! You
don’t call the Robocop a
bitch! Joel Kinnaman, the actor who plays Rick Flag, is a nice guy and all, but I tell you: he did not like it one bit, that Viola called him a bitch. You know what I say? I say: time are a changin', buddy! Her character, Ammanda Waller, is one strict boss in the movie! A bit too one dimensional, for my taste, but hey, she was commited to it!